I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
