I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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