oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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