oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
pray to the hookup gods
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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