If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
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I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
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Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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