So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
