He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Randomize