Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I need to sanitize my soul.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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