i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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