U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
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I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
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Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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