A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
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He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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