i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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