I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
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hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
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I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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