just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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