do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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