Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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