yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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