Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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