Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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