party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
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Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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