he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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