I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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