Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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