Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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