If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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