I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
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wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
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Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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