It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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