If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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