best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
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He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
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He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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