Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Congratulations! We have a period
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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