I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
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I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
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yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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