Grow some girl-balls and come out already
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
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