Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
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Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
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she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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