I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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