I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
"it" just moved
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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