So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
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