the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
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Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
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Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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