smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
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its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
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So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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