he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
