If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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