my mouth tastes like poor choices
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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