note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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