dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
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A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
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It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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