We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
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Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
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She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
He did a backflip because drugs
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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