So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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