Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
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you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
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And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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