Your tits are I can't wait for
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
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Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
sarcasm needs its own font
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
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Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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