Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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