Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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