how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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