Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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