I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
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we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
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I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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