I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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