We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Randomize
