Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Randomize
