Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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